Assemblies of Pod

Episode 26: Taste the Drank

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 18:04:00 GMT

Chris, Joel, and Austin do some taste testing and then discuss top movies and music for 2009. Join our email list by emailing us at assembliesofpod@gmail.com and put subscribe in the heading.

Episode 25: KIDTCHR

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 05:31:00 GMT

Chris is very gullible and apparently quite the chauvinist, Joel gets us hooked on the syrup, Derek's manhood is at stake, and Austin tells of his love for dominant women. Join our email list by emailing us at assembliesofpod@gmail.com and put subscribe in the heading.

Episode 24: Walkie Talkies

Sat, 9 Jan 2010 02:57:00 GMT

In this episode the boys encounter Austin the Red, a man filled with tales of adventure and of land out west. Apologies for the quality of the recording and for the fact that we recorded almost a month ago, but I think it's one of our finest to date.

Theme by Kellen Conrad
Outro music by Adam Sherlock

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Episode 23: Another Stupid List Show

Sun, 3 Jan 2010 01:23:00 GMT

All these guys do is make lists and spew uniformed nonsense at us all while playing some nerdy progressive rock underneath. They should rename the show "Ginger and Fatty Four Eyes embarrass themselves for an hour and a half every week or so". You are not funny. -Rebecca (Joel's Wife and frequent listener)

That last sentence was particularly hurtful. Any delay in sending out new episodes is all Chris' fault. However, after locking him away for 48 hours and feeding him nothing but Little Ceasar $5 pizzas and speed he emerged with this gem. The boys discuss their favorite albums of the decade. We also hear about the grossest thing that Joel has ever since.

Episode 22: Aught Naught

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 19:45:00 GMT

The boys discuss their favorite films of the decade.
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Episode 21: Gingerwolf

Sun, 13 Dec 2009 17:59:00 GMT

The boys are in rare form as they discuss Chad's favorite albums and films of all time. Joel has some thoughts on Ginger discrimination, which becomes derailed when the Carrot Top movie "Chairman of the Board" is mentioned. Joel also discusses meeting a 70 year old hustler. Send angry intolerant hate mail to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 20: Blurble Blurble

Sun, 6 Dec 2009 03:27:00 GMT

The boys discuss Buffalo Wild Wings, antiseptic wipes, Bad Lieutenant 2, Boondock Saints 2, birth control, and the new Twilight movie.

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Episode 19: Living Single

assembliesofpod@gmail.com — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:59:00 GMT

Joel is off on vacation and so Chris and Derek sit down with Kellen to discuss Queen Latifah, High school talent shows, Some top albums of the decade, and great stories about Joel in high school. Email concerns to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

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Episode 18: Rock, Rock, Sex Talk

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:09:00 GMT

Chris and Joel are once again joined by Andrew Staff for an episode filled with discussion on Christian rock (isn't this breaking one of our rules?), basketball shorts, Wes Anderson, and Chris forces Joel and Andrew to listen to the latest Kiss album "Sonic Boom". Chris' hard drive almost crashed while editing this one so we might be having a fundraiser in order to buy a new one....or we'll just blow the money on Asian hookers and fireworks. Either way send some love our way at assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 17: Staff Infection

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:50:00 GMT

Andrew Staff joins via the interwebs and the boys discuss prostate care, lesbian strippers, getting kicked in the nuts post puberty, and much much more. Send your hate to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 16: Philip Seymour Hoffman: Portrait of a Child Molester

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:38:00 GMT

The boys discuss sobriety tests, soldiers at attention, picking up your own evidence, the new Flaming Lips album, and the current state of Larry King. Comments always welcome at assembliesofpod@gmail.com.

Episode 15: Sex, Drugs, & Wizard Sleeves

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 04:41:00 GMT

Derek returns and joins Chris and Joel's conversations concerning erotic hair cutting, truck owning perverts, and a couple of movie reviews in for good measure. Send some love to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 14: Jarmuschy

assembliesofpod@gmail.com — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:30:00 GMT

Chris and Joel discuss the differences between films Away We Go and Broken Flowers. Roman Polanski's current situation is discussed in a rare moment of topical conversation, but not to fear as they clearly have no idea as to what is going on....as usual. Send your complaints to: assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 13: Brand New Shat

Fri, 9 Oct 2009 02:39:00 GMT

Chris and Joel discuss the finer points of defecation, Star Trek, The B-52s, and humorous tattoos. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Chris is testing the new gear.....and blowing minds

Thu, 1 Oct 2009 01:57:00 GMT

We were unable to record a proper show this week, but Chris decided to give the new sound gear he bought on a test spin. Make sure and tell Chris how much he sucks by emailing us assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 12: Halloweiner

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:38:00 GMT

The boys talk about Halloween, Hallelujah festivals, and Chris uses the word "like" as if he just came from a Debbie Gibson concert at the mall. Comments, concerns, priorities, etc email us at assembliesofpod@gmail.com. This also marks the last episode before our equipment upgrade so you should notice a huge difference in quality from here on out.

Episode 11: Dumpcentric

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:26:00 GMT

Joel and Chris discuss the merits of MC Skat Cat, single use bathrooms, political facebook status updates, and soda cans that resemble footballs. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 10: Bad Fur Day

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:04:00 GMT

The boys discuss G.I. Joe, Furries, and why you should use Skype instead of cell phones. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 9: The Ghost in Stall 23

assembliesofpod@gmail.com — Sat, 1 Aug 2009 17:14:00 GMT

Chris, Joel & Derek discuss The Matrix's 10th year anniversary, Concert security, Schnoodling, Insane Clown Posse, and death by misadventure. Comments welcome assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 8: Bayhem

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:33:00 GMT

Derek is in town, but Joel is not....funny how they're never in the same room together. Anyway, we touch on the death of Michael Jackson and talk way too long about the Lord of the Rings: Extended Cut DVDs, which I can't seem to find in my collection.....let me know if you borrowed it. ;)

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VHS Classics #2: Theodore Rex

assembliesofpod@gmail.com — Wed, 8 Jul 2009 02:12:00 GMT

We discuss the atrocity known as Theodore Rex. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 7: Los Feratu

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 01:08:00 GMT

The boys are back on the prowl and Joel brought along his wife to share in the fun. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

VHS Classics #1: Troll 2

Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:30:00 GMT

The day has come at last. This is the debut of what will hopefully be a monthly segment we call VHS Classics. This first installment finds us watching Troll 2 and giving it quite the round table discussion. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 6: Cashin' Checks & Snappin' Necks

assembliesofpod@gmail.com — Wed, 3 Jun 2009 02:08:00 GMT

We are back and we obviously had a lot to say. This is a big episode for us as it clocks in at around an hour and forty five minutes. We discuss Joel's trip to the U.K., upcoming and release movies, what we're listening to, and Joel comes through with another great story from "The Beat". Feedback always appreciated at assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 5: New York Groove

Thu, 28 May 2009 22:54:00 GMT

Chris sounds like he has the sniffles, but Joel and Derek are at the rescue to bring you a Best of 2008 show. Yeah, we know it's 2009, but we feel you'll enjoy it all the same. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 4: The Three Amigos

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:01:00 GMT

Another episode filled with random silliness. Topics include Chuck E. Cheese, The Wayne s World Saga, more prostitutes, and our upcoming VHS Classics segment. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 3: Dereks Midnight Special Part 2

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:57:00 GMT

Part 2 of this two part special. The nerd discussions continue! Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 3: Dereks Midnight Special Part 1

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:54:00 GMT

The first of a two part cast. Derek and his lady friend joins Chris for a chat about George Lucas, Star Trek, Depeche Mode, a possible new segment, Class Reunions, and other non-sense. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Episode 2: 3 Days of the Condorks

Wed, 8 Apr 2009 20:49:00 GMT

Chris mistakenly picks up a prostitute. Joel talks about his first three days on the force. Other topics include, Cannibal Corpse, Lil Wayne, Blu Ray, Iron Man, and a fire on a plane. Send comments to assembliesofpod@gmail.com

Chris and Joels Bogus Journey

Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:43:00 GMT

Chris and Joel debut the show amongst a bad snow storm. Chris also gets Cary Grant and Gregory Peck mixed up. Comments welcome assembliesofpod@gmail.com